One of the world's most ridiculous statements:
"There are tons of people who would love to have your problem."
Just think about that for a second.
For one thing, it trivializing the problems of the person it's being said to. For another, who would enjoy a problem of any kind? It's an obviously stupid sentiment.
Here's a counter-quote:
"If every person in the world put their problems in a pile, most would take their own back."
A person might think they'd prefer someone else's issues, but they would end up learning that no one's problems are fun.