(That's not a complaint, that's a disclaimer.)
Don't worry; there will be no depression here today! The sun's shining down on me this morning. In fact, it's getting in my eyes, and if you don't know yet about my good-natured hatred of the sun, just believe me when I say that it feels like the sun mocking me, laughing at me from its high place and being all:
"I'mma GLEAM in your eyes and ruin your morning!"
Darn shame, too. I spent a lot of time on that.