This is not a test! Repeat, this is not a test. This Holiday Season, you should be on the lookout for creepy things hidden within innocent-looking Christmas items, which grocery stores stock around this time of year. Their nefarious scheme is to turn Christmas into Halloween in order to make more money by selling things like this:
But be not afraid! By instituting the annual Holiday Awareness Message, also known as the "Christmas H.A.M.", we are dedicated to increasing awareness for what to do if you find yourself an unwitting consumer of one of these dangerous items...
So please, be safe this season. And don't try to be a hero. These food items are dangerous, and should not be approached without due fierceness and preparation.
10 comments:
hahahaha! most excellent post!
great pics!
Hahahha. I love this. I want you to turn this into a video SO BADLY. It reminds me of one of those SNL Clips! Totally a good thing. I LOVE SNL.
Merry (almost) Christmas!
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Haha.
Hope you had a Merry Christmas!
Love this! That almost looks like a Japanese oni. Faareeky!
What the hell is that? A pop tart? Whatever it is, it's so freaky! With its crazy eyes and its "I'm coming to slash you to death at Christmas" grin and what the hell is it straddling? Whoever thought that image was a good one needs to get fired. I think small children would cry at the sight of that.
I am very very curious as to what that is?? A cracker?
But I don't mind if I get to see this things yumyum...:)
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Hahahaha.
What the hell is that xD ? It looks like a rice cracker or something! :|
For all of those who asked, it is, indeed, a pop tart!
Thank you for this warning. I have the feeling it will save my life.
And I actally think that the food looks DELICIOUS. I love Halloween. Almost as much as Christmas. SO YAY BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.
Happy New Year!
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