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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Internet Perusing To Warn You...

Holiday Awareness Message:

This is not a test!  Repeat, this is not a test.  This Holiday Season, you should be on the lookout for creepy things hidden within innocent-looking Christmas items, which grocery stores stock around this time of year.  Their nefarious scheme is to turn Christmas into Halloween in order to make more money by selling things like this:


But be not afraid!  By instituting the annual Holiday Awareness Message, also known as the "Christmas H.A.M.", we are dedicated to increasing awareness for what to do if you find yourself an unwitting consumer of one of these dangerous items...


So please, be safe this season.  And don't try to be a hero.  These food items are dangerous, and should not be approached without due fierceness and preparation.

10 comments:

Bohemian Single Mom said...

hahahaha! most excellent post!
great pics!

Lexy @ Quirky Explosion said...

Hahahha. I love this. I want you to turn this into a video SO BADLY. It reminds me of one of those SNL Clips! Totally a good thing. I LOVE SNL.

Merry (almost) Christmas!
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WhisperingWriter said...

Haha.

Hope you had a Merry Christmas!

Kappa no He said...

Love this! That almost looks like a Japanese oni. Faareeky!

Joann Mannix said...

What the hell is that? A pop tart? Whatever it is, it's so freaky! With its crazy eyes and its "I'm coming to slash you to death at Christmas" grin and what the hell is it straddling? Whoever thought that image was a good one needs to get fired. I think small children would cry at the sight of that.

missy pig said...

I am very very curious as to what that is?? A cracker?
But I don't mind if I get to see this things yumyum...:)

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Melody said...

Hahahaha.
What the hell is that xD ? It looks like a rice cracker or something! :|

Deidra said...

For all of those who asked, it is, indeed, a pop tart!

The Weed said...

Thank you for this warning. I have the feeling it will save my life.

Lexy @ Quirky Explosion said...

And I actally think that the food looks DELICIOUS. I love Halloween. Almost as much as Christmas. SO YAY BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.

Happy New Year!
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